If I went to Emma Pillsbury’s guidance office for advice, these are probably the pamphlets she’d give me

  • So You Have an Imaginary Boyfriend
  • Help! I Think I Want To Marry My Laptop!
  • Reasons Why Kurt Hummel Is Better Than You
  • Maybe You Should Stop Believing
  • How to Say “No” to Gay Porn
  • I Am Too Emotional Depressed Over Fictional Characters To Even Open This Pamphlet
  • Ugly is Another Word For Unique!
  • Did You Know Cleaning Your Phone Screen With Your Boobs Can Cause Breast Cancer?
  • Killing Ryan Murphy Won’t Solve All Your Problems!
  • Hiatus? Not A Problem! Here are some fun activities you can do with your friends!
  • Don’t Have Any Friends? That’s okay! Here are Ten Tips on how to be less socially awkward.
  • But I Am Convinced That Pizza Is A Vegetable
  • Don’t Hog My Nutella
  • Congratulations! You’re Not Popular!
  • Waiting Around for FanFiction to become canon? Here’s how you can pass the time!

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